✨ Make it S*ck Less Boxes ✨
Because sometimes life’s a lot, and you deserve a little surprise that makes things… well, suck less. Each box is packed with goodies worth more than what you’re paying—so no matter which tier you choose, you win.
 
Please complete this Make It S*ck Less form so that we can best curate your mystery box!
 
Kinda S*cks Less
A little boost for when you just need a pick-me-up. Includes 1 specialty item, plus additional items - total value $40+
Seriously S*cks Less
A bigger dose of happy for when “meh” just isn’t cutting it. Includes 1 premium item, plus additional items - total value $65+
Doesn’t Even S*ck
The ultimate treat-yourself box, packed with enough surprises to turn your week around. Includes 2 premium items, plus additional items - total value $100+
 
The backstory:
When Mac and I talked about staring this business, one of things I was most excited to provide to people was a specially curated box of items to send to someone that you care about. Whether it's a special occasion, promotion, break up, or just to show them you care.
 
"You make it suck less," is something that Mac said to me when first started dating, and we've said it ever since. And so, the "You Make it S*ck Less" mystery box was born.
 
FAQ
How does it work?
You fill out the form with the recipient in mind and we take care of the rest.
 
What's in the box?
Depending on your form selections and box type, we curate a themed box with an array of handmade and specially selected goods. Examples include: bracelet, earrings/studs, coffee mug, tote bag, zipper pouch, trinkets, fidgets, and more. Book lovers, Self-care, 90s kids? We've got you covered.
 
Does Dirty Water Cafe offer subscriptions?
Yes, you can have a "Make it S*ck Less" mystery gift box sent to one recipient quarterly (four times a year) or bi-annually (twice a year).